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This Update Is Better Than The Last, I Promise!
I promise you guys that this update was better than the last. Want to know why I'm promising this? Because the other update only got 4 replies! *Cries*, *jumps out 1st story window*.

OTK Weekly Article
Last week I promised that each week there would be a new article in the article section, with last one being's Piercing's Moderating OTK While Drunk article, this week we have something a little more intense. It's written by me (just by reading that you just know that it's Pulitzer-worthy) and fresher than 100 Wendy's burgers; it's...this!

OTK Biweekly Contest
Also last week, I stated every two weeks there would be a contest, and that it would start this week. This week's contest:
Make the Ugliest Spartan Armour...EVER! (For you folks back from the beginning) :).

OTK 7 Weeks of Interviews: Week 7
How could I end this without interviewing the big guns himself, king nikki? The truth is, I could do that...but it wouldn't be in good fashion. Due to king's hectic 10 hour shifts and my forgetfulness (I PM'd him the interview today) it still hasn't arrived, but when it does, you know I'll post it.

We Are Unstoppable Beasts of Destruction and Conquering!
...At least that's what we want to happen. OTK needs to be more than a collection of great people floating in cyberspace; it needs to be a superpower (hopefully we can get superpowers), in due time we shall match up with the likes of huge countries like the U.S, China and Russia and we will take over the world! (Also, the oracle at Delphi says we'll be the causes of World Wars III and IV, but what does he know)?
Our first invasion starts May 1, in which we stage the takeover of Sealand! A might battle indeed, but  with brute force, brilliant tactics and water guns, we will win.
Another invasion in the works: invading Monaco.
And once we are big enough we shall take over...

New York's Central Park.
Muhahaha. A great military campaign and million years' reign of OTK begins now!

Good Bye For Now, Ya'll
Don't worry, ya'll can buy my concert tickets and see me in person!
xoxo, hannah montana

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